In the bowl of a stand mixer, combine cream cheese and sugars until light and fluffy, about 1-2 minutes. Add vanilla and eggs, mixing on medium until combined.
Add flour, baking soda and salt, mixing on medium until a stretchy dough forms, about 30 seconds. Fold in chopped chocolate or chocolate chips.
Place roughly 1 1/2-inch blobs of dough on a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 10 to 12 minutes, or until the cookies are puffy and very lightly golden on the edges. (The treats won't brown like traditional cookies; instead, they're a little springy to the touch, like a cake would be, even though they aren't at all cakey in texture.)